Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately…
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person’s corn flakes?
A cereal killer…
What’s a vampire’s favourite sport?
Casketball…
Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breathe…
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they’re awful but i laughed
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