After singing loudly to myself for 5 minutes, my cat wonders in so the lyrics turn rather cat-orientated. Twenty minutes later the cat gets bored and decides to leave. I realised the tune was in the same key as Madonna’s ‘Like A Virgin’ and so the last chorus was to her tune:
Like a virgin, home alone on a saturday night, like a virgin when the cat leaves, just from freight.
As you can see, I’m really cool.